Archive for the 'Just For Laughs' Category

06
Nov
09

overdosage

binge drinking
drinking with the intention of
becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol
over a short period of time
usually done socially & in groups

alcohol overdose causes liver damages
cancer, kidney stones, gallstones
damage to nervous systems,
leading to sexual dysfunction in the male gender!

and i’m developing phobia for beer
saw too much this past few days

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02
Sep
09

what’s with the Z

zombie
a person whose behavior or responses are wooden,
listless, or seemingly rote

zombified
In the state of extreme exhaustion.
You are so completely tired that your eyes burn, your head aches,
and your mouth hangs open

zombied
To be incapable of functioning like a normal human being,
either due to a lack of sleep or exorbitant consumption of alcohol

this is extreme randomness
the only link is the Z with my name 🙂

18
May
09

ramen

ramen5pl6
give me ramen daily for the whole week
i don’t mind
or just give me the recipe i will learn it
such is my craving for it

aniwaes, have been watching movie diligently lately
mall cop, tropical thunder, house bunny, quarantine
to name a few
but the fav, dude! where’s my car, it never gets old
and then, and then, and then
guess there’s no and then

sometimes laughter really get people happier
looks like the phrase
laughter is the best medicine works in this case
still i prefer my subway & ramen

04
May
09

FML

oh my lao tiao
this site just make my day
people from all over post things that happen to them
which they think f*** their lives up
and viewers get to vote

just love the tagline after the end of each post, FML
its a classic

dumb and stupids things happen to all peeps
its always just these little things that get us frustrate

“Today, in math class we were learning about gravity.
To demonstrate my teach asked me to stand on the desk and then step off.
Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and crack.
Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML”

makes me recall one friend
who has the talent to make the weirdest things happen
you know who you are

check out fmylife.com
thanks jolene!




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